"Who Needs You?" is the villain song from The Land Before Time IV: Journey through the Mists. It focuses greatly on the unfriendly relationship between the two characters Ichy and Dil, and how their intensive dislike of each other leads them to believe that they are capable of surviving on their own, though, in reality, they must rely on one another to stay alive.
Lyrics
I need you like a hole in the head
And I need you like a bug in the bed
You constantly bite the claw that feeds you
Who needs you? Not me
I need you like a pain in the gut
Oh, yeah? And I need you like a kick in the butt
You truly disgrace the race that breeds you
Who needs you? Not me
Who needs you?
You creepy crawly creature
You're ugly as sin
Just a scraggly bag of skin
And who needs you?
Your tail's your finest feature
You're thick-skinned and a bore
Draggin' your belly 'round the floor
Oh, I need you like a rock on my toes
And I need you like a sock on my nose
I'm shocked and appalled by your behavior
Don't try bein' nice
'Cause that won't save ya
I'm better off without you I can see
So who needs you? Not me
I need you like a cold in July
And I need you like a punch in the eye
Of all the dumb beasts
Not one precedes you
Who needs you? Not me
I need you like I need a disease
Oh-ho, and I need you like the sun needs to freeze
For quickness of mind
A rock outspeeds you
Who needs you?
Not me
Who needs you?
You cross-eyed crazy critter
You twitter and squawk
And you're knock-kneed when you walk
And who needs you?
Ya flat-foot, four-foot quitter
You're bitter and you're mad
'Cause you're as ugly as your dad
Oh, I need you like I need some more teeth
I lift a rock and find you underneath
I'm deeply upset by your demeanor
I know that I'm mean
but you're demeanor!
No more unlikely pair could ever be
The word is incompatibility
Not only that
We don't get on, you see
So who needs you,
Except the race that breeds you?
Who needs you?
Not me
Not me
Not me
Not me
Not me
Trivia
- This song has been noted for containing several anachronisms. The duet frequently mentions or refers to modern inventions, such as beds, the month of July (Which would not be known of at the time, since the lunar calendar is a modern invention), the Sun being called its normal name, rather than "The Bright Circle," and being one of the first mentions of the concept of race, rather than simply herds (aside from, perhaps, Ozzy and Strut referring to themselves as Struthiomimus in their own villain-song, "Eggs", from The Land Before Time II: The Great Valley Adventure).