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This song is like Eggs from The Land Before Time II: The Great Valley Adventure but has slightly different words. It is sung by Ozzy and Strut in Season 2 Episode 2: Return of the Egg Stealers.
Ozzy: When I wake up
first thing I do
Is to look around
for something to chew
Feeding myself is very, very tricky
because you see, I'm ridiculously picky.
Strut: Ozzy, I don't mean to bother you but I think we should.
I don't think it will bring any good.
Ozzy: This Struthiomimus
won't settle for the dregs
I'll even hug you.
Strut: (Spoken) Hug me?
Ozzy: For my dear beloved dose...
Strut: Um Ozzy I don't think this is such a good idea
I don't like being chased or eaten.
Why not get a juicy little leaf
with a beautiful stick in it
Why not just give up on eggs
so that we don't have to risk it?
Ozzy: (Spoken) Strut!
Strut: (Spoken) What?!
Ozzy: You imbecilic eater
great green globs couldn't
possibly be sweeter
than a pile of eggs.
It's worth risking Sharpteeth even at night,
to get a tasty bite!
You've got to smell them, feel them, crack them open
for a great big nest full I am hoping.
Strut: Why don't we just admit that we've been beaten?
There's no risk in getting green.
It certainly couldn't hurt.
and we won't get eaten.
Ozzy: The colors and shapes and assorted sizes
gobble them all for appetizers
Strut: Ozzy, what's the matter with a little vegetation?
Ozzy: I've had it up to here with this aggrevation!
Strut: Why not have a piece of a tree?
Ozzy: Why can't you be more like me?
Strut: (Spoken) Hey!
Strut: (Spoken) Wait a minute!
Ozzy: Plant-popping, tree-tasting, always running,
Strut: (Spoken) Ozzy!
Ozzy: You've got to have eggs
Thrice a day